Catapulting Weed Over the U.S.-Mexico Border →
Imagine you’re a sixteen year old kid from Arizona. And you’re thinking “Man, my life so dull”. And then you look up into the sky and….. (dreams do come true). - Paraphrased from today’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
Monks who brew beers? →
I can’t believe this happening. I haven’t woken up this early in over a month. It is now past 10am and I’m still awake. So far, I have written last night’s dream down, listened to music, talked to myself, and updated my amazon shopping cart. Really hoping the rest of the day continues to be this good.
I do not consider myself less ignorant than most people. I have been and still...– Herman Hesse, Demian (via nightmarebrunette)
cleaning? fuck that.
alternatives to cleaning: 001. fantasies of buying a house with less than 50k 002. fantasies of having more money 003. fantasies of perfect health 004. going to someone’s house and chilling 005. listening to ingrid michaelson 006. listening to harry belafonte 006b. and singing along 007. listening to eminem 008. cracking open a world history book 009. working on my story 010....
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.– Buddha (via whatthedeng)