tell me a story. and make it a good one.

I don’t have the commitment skills needed to get to the end of a month long challenge. But I’ve always wanted to do one of those. So here’s what I can pull together in one post:

Day One: Your views on death, how you cope, etc

Death is natural. I don’t consider myself someone who’s scared to die. At least not right now. It’s one of those things that every single creature has coming to them. I’ve known quite a few deaths. Friends, relatives, much loved pets. You’d think after all the practice I’ve had, I’d be better at dealing with death. And yet I’ve never even been to a funeral.

Day Ten: How you wake up in the morning

A few months ago, I was going through this phase where I would wake up as a monster. I’d have my mom wake me for school or work or just cause. And I guess because I was kind of still in that sleep state, and I was very upset about being interrupted (I really like sleep), I would throw the world’s most amazing shit fits. Now, keep in mind that, very often, I was still in my dreams, even after opening my eyes. One time, I actually started crying because I thought I was a plant and I thought my soil was being over-watered. I was begging, BEGGING for her to “stop feeding me”. It was horrible. I was totally sure that I was plant being tortured.

Day Twenty-One: Your favorite thing to drink

Haha. C’mon now. Everyone knows what that is. DIET COKE, MOTHER FUCKERS.