Teacher : Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
* One boy throws his bag out through the window. *
Teacher: Who threw that bag?
Boy : Me! I’m going home now.
“You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon…everything’s different.” —
Bill Watterson (via kari-shma)
this guy. never ceases to impress. <3
“The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.” —Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind)
nicki fucking minaj