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theparisreview:

“All four variants are saying ‘I f*ck [your mother]’, but they employ a variety of tones to convey different nuances and emotions.” Mandarin: a language uniquely well-suited to punning.

For more of this morning’s roundup, click here.

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“Everything about her seems to be saying, Listen, if you don’t look attentively, if you don’t go beyond my simplicity to detect the simmering volcano in me, you are not it.”

— Rawi Hage, Carnival (via wwnorton)

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tamburina:

Basquiat, Eyes and Eggs, 1983

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“She is so stubborn her heart has an argument with her head every time it wants to beat.”

— Deathless, Catherynne M. Valente (via heartsnatcher)

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gq:

Inside Mitch Hedberg’s Comedy Notebooks

Mitch Hedberg was Twitter before Twitter. His jokes were short, inane, and timeless. He was on the road, doing stand-up 300 nights a year, living off vending machines, writing constantly about the world he saw around him. “Mitch wrote some of the best jokes of the last three decades,” says Mike Birbiglia, who like most young comedians idolized Hedberg. “He is one comedian who all comedians agree is great.” Hedberg was never without a pen, and he never threw away a notebook. Since his death in 2005 from a drug overdose, his wife, Lynn Shawcroft, has kept most of the notebooks private. But this year, she opened them up to GQ. The results? A master class in comedy.

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5:38 pm  •

sircuddlebuns:

superlockthetardis:

can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

same with the number 9 like if i write it like that it looks like a fuckin g

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

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the first episode of twilight zone tells this story of a man who appears out of nowhere not knowing who he is or where he is. he’s walking down this road and he finds a coffee shop. the coffee is still hot and there’s music still playing, but nobody is around. he eventually finds this city, complete with shops and a church and a police station, but still no one is there. so he freaks and flips until finally he goes completely insane. 

and like every twilight zone episode, this one has a message. being alone is one of the scariest possibilities to consider.

1:31 pm  •

witch-boots:

allcreatures:

Picture: Ronald Wittek/Solent (via Pictures of the day: 15 May 2013 - Telegraph)

jus’ chillin

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